Titanfall 2 [Review of the game]
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To fall – it doesn’t matter, trouble – to fall exactly between Battlefield 1 and Call of Duty Infinite Warfare
Ingressum
Have you ever heard of the eternal glory and wealth lying in the gardens Gloriads? For a detailed card to this garden, they would have been paid dearly now if only it would be possible to find the one who drew this very card. Unfortunately, there was no piece left throughout the world, or even the smallest sketch from this amazing map.
In the ancient-ancient now half-forgotten nineties when the garden Gloriads have not yet been filled with weed video games, many doubted the existence of a mythical place where eternal glory, mysterious wealth and universal veneration lie. Everyone thought about them, but few dared to look. Children, losing their mouths, played amazing video games and dreamed of developing them themselves when they grow up. Brave programmers longing adventures on their cybersids, starting to develop a video game of their dreams more than once set themselves the goal of finding a garden Gloriads. Few of them succeeded in this, and those who still succeeded did not want to share a secret secret. It is not surprising that it became little by little to seem like in order to find him-it was necessary to lose his soul. They said that the garden is guarded by a great and terrible two -faced monster Publisher, One face of which gives people joy, while the other cares only about how to appropriate all the wealth of the world.
It seems to me that it was not worth it to endanger the soul because of some mythical glory and wealth. But, as I already mentioned, young programmers, who were tired of a calm and poor life, went into the usual to send their offspring – great projects in search of the garden Gloriads. Finally, a well -known hero took up the brave business, who did not know what multi -platform life is from the very birth. At the time I am going to talk about (and it was a distant year 2016), he wandered around the blessed lands Game industry.
Throughout his trip, he asked everyone in a row how to go to the garden Gloriads: pampered by constant prosperity of the inhabitants of the land Soniads, gross inhabitants of evergreen mysterious lands Microsoftada, as well as in the glorious people of noble origin, who lived on the lands named in honor of the Great Fighter for Justice Peck. However, no one could answer him, because they did not have time to search for the garden, since They were busy with inter -persons, which lasted more than a dozen years.
So he walked and walked forward, not stopping asking until he reached the river bank, which the locals called Styx, only in honor of the famous Goblin, the master of secretive deeds, the great hero thought. On the banks of the river were several beautiful young girls who weaved wreaths from strange crispy green material. Sometimes they allowed themselves to respond rudely about each other.
Childhood of Titanfoll
Act I Praeteritum, Praesens, et Futurum
– Beauties, can you tell me a straight road to the garden Gloriads? – asked Titanfall.
Girls have fun spent the time, weaving wreaths and trying on them. It seemed that there was something magical in their touch, since the material was becoming more and more, its crunch was louder, and the green color is brighter. Hearing the question, the girls threw wreaths on the grass and looked at the stranger with surprise.
– Garden Gloriads! – exclaimed one of them. – We thought that mortals were already tired of looking for him after so many failures. Tell us, brave traveler, why are you going there?
“My creators, they told me to get the treasures available there,” he answered.
“Most of those who went for these treasures wanted to leave them to themselves,” said another girl. – You, right, love your creators very much?
– Oh no! – the stranger sighed. – This is not intended for them, but their patron. He was often greedy and heartless, but still he was fair to them, especially after they were abandoned with a scandal by the one who raised and kept them for many years.
– Do you know what fate awaits those who can find this garden? – asked the first girl.
“I know,” the stranger answered calmly, “but from birth I was used to dealing with serious budgets and high expectations. I have something to answer.
Girls glanced at a beautiful highly detailed skin from a famous master Sursa On his shoulders, on his powerful and high -speed game mechanics, and involuntarily thought that if anyone could hope for the favorable outcome of the enterprise, only he. But an evil rock that has comprehended everyone who found the garden! What mortal, possess at least tens of millions of budgets, could avoid fate itself? Good girls did not want to hear about a dangerous venture, which almost certainly didom the young man to death from the clutches of sinister rock.
– Return back, shame with adventures! They shouted. – Return back, do not rush home! Those who love you when you see you whole and unharmed will pay you from joy. A big reward awaits you, even if you manage to win a premature victory. Forget about the treasures and dreams of the patron saint of your creators! Do you really want to plunge into oblivion?
These persuasion began to annoy the stranger. Carelessly raising an impressive hand, he showed them a few stunning trailers. They were so good that they brought the girls into indescribable delight, especially the one that ended with the words of an unknown adverb that sounded like this: “”Ay fore notes Luz Anaser Pilot!“.
“Don’t you see,” the stranger said, looking at the girls with a smile, “that thanks to these trailers, I will collect at least an impressive number of pre -orders?
Sitting on the grass, he told them all his life, starting from the day when he was put on multiplayer rails instead of single. While he was lying on them, two evil snakes crawled nearby all the time – the personification of two opposites. Having revealed their terrible mouths, the evil creations made a mass srach regarding whether the hero put the hero on the right rails. Although they were in an eternal conflict, they were still part of one whole. The hero involuntarily had to become a certain balancing force between them. To his youth, he managed to get a sufficient amount of glory and wealth in order to successfully start his adventures and campaigns against other heroes living in the lands Game industry.
“But the heroes can wait much more massive and more dangerous than you in the garden,” said one of the girls.
– I would prefer to fight with one such on a large -scale and open battlefield than with one compact, but very high -speed monster. – Just think, as soon as I defeated one of one like two others immediately came to his place, and even remotely similar to me!
Thinking that the story will be quite long, the girls have prepared admiring reviews so that the stranger could become more confident in himself. The stranger began to tell how recently he was chasing an interesting plot, never stopping to think carefully why he needed him. At the end of the chase, the young man found a story, clicked, not very intriguing, but still tightly knocked down, according to the testament of many classic oriental works. It is not known for certain which exactly, but the legend stated that the sages who tried to find out arranged a mass fight from which at times such curses were heard Patlabor, Macross, Gundam, Full Metal Panic And others. Then he spoke about the battle with the amazing tribe of very young people who used strange combat cliches “Boots he is ze graund!“And from which in the end I had to skillfully hide due to the myriad of their hordes. And finally, he mentioned that he managed to invent an amazing shooting mechanics.
– Looks like you think this is an amazing feat? – with a smile asked one of the girls. “But every modern shooter does it!
-I would not talk about her if it were an ordinary modern shooting mechanics, ”the stranger answered,“ but it was so dynamic and diverse that many hours of real life would have gone to its development. It used to be even harder, but it is good that now I guessed to divide it between the classes, after that the development takes place at a more ordered pace.
Noticing that the girls are listening to him with extreme interest, he told how he managed to master the skills popular now, thanks to which he learned to change his magnificent clothes and coloring of the famous weapons. The young man also told about how he had to demolish his own -built sophisticated architectural structures.
– It is true, there were wonderful and very beautiful levels? – asked the most pretty of the girls.
“Yes,” the hero answered, “but before they prevented inexperienced travelers from finding the right path, but now it became easier for them to navigate.
– Oh, these are nothing meaningful in business, beginners! – exclaimed the girl. – Well, I would not try so hard to please them.
“That’s right,” the stranger said.
Having finished the story of his adventures, the stranger carefully looked at the girls.
– Maybe you have already heard about me before? He asked modestly. – My name is Titanfall.
“We guessed this for a long time,” the girls answered, “since your exploits are known for the video game world, moreover, during the time of violent youth you have already met two of us, just then we looked different. And we are no longer surprised that you want to go for treasures and glory to the garden Gloriads. Let’s, sisters, crown the hero with approving reviews.
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Act II Caseum Liber
With these words, they entrusted laudatory quotes and rewards for mighty shoulders Titanfollah. After they held hands and began to drive round dances around Titanfollah. Titanfall, Like every hero, he was flattered to learn that the lovely girls had already heard of valiant exploits that cost him multi -platform glory. But he was by no means pleased with himself, because he believed that everything he had done, did not deserve such praise if so many bold and difficult enterprises remained unfulfilled.
“Dear girls,” he said when they stopped to take a breath, “now that you know my name, maybe you will say how to go to the garden Gloriads?
“You have to go ahead, like that,” the Virgin said, showing the direction, “until you meet an unusually high giant who supports the sky with your head. If this giant is in a good mood, he will tell you where the garden is located Gloriads.
– And if not, – remarked Titanfall, Trying to keep your past achievements and rewards in equilibrium on your fingertips – I have how to break it down.
Thanking the girls, Titanfall continued the path during which he experienced many amazing adventures that are quite worthy of your attention, if only I had time to tell about them in such detail how they deserve it. It is likely that you yourself know perfectly well about them.
One day he met a giant of the led by a call of duty, which had a unique property becomes ten times more profitable from each touch to the ground Video game industry. It was very difficult to fight with a giant, because after every blow that threw it the ground, he rose even more powerful than before the start of the battle. Titanfall clearly saw a monster in it with whom he fought in the early times, but this one was much more fierce. As for me, I never fought with such creatures, but I often had to argue with those who admired them. As soon as Titanfall Once again he crushed the giant, he immediately took advantage of the moment of a brief lull and quickly retreated from the field of meaningless battle.
Having finished with this, Titanfall Continued his way. The hero quickly moved forward and soon reached the shores of the Great Ocean. It seemed that he came to an end to his journey – he could not follow the crests of the waves! Suddenly, when his gaze wandered aimlessly through the immeasurable space of water, he noticed in the distance some kind of object, brightly glowed like a golden solar disk at sunrise or sunset.
Finally he found himself very close, and Titanfall I saw that it was a huge saucer made of gold. How could it swim by sea, I do not know, in any case, it swayed and swayed on the stormy waves that threw it up and down. In the center of the dish was a large piece of cheese, the taste of which was probably as beautiful as its size.
“I saw a lot of giants in my lifetime, – thought Titanfall, – but I have not met a single one who could eat from such a saucer!”
Titanfall I immediately realized what he needed to do: so many amazing adventures fell on his lot that he simply could not help but know what to do in such cases. It was clear like God’s day that some invisible power directed this saucer here, To translate Titanfollah by sea to the garden Gloriads. Therefore, he did not hesitate for a minute to the edge of the saucer, and having reached the center, he spread a beautiful skin near the cheese to relax and eat, since he did not have to rest since he said goodbye to the girls on the riverbank.
This nap would probably have continued for quite some time if the saucer had not hit the rock and did not rap hundreds of times louder than a church bell. The noise and ringing woke up the titanfoll: he quickly jumped up and was surprised to look around. He discovered that the saucer swam the sea and approached the shore of some kind of island. And what would you think was on that island? No, you will never guess it, no matter how much you try! It was a giant! But what a giant! In height he had no equal in the lands Game industry, Even a giant Activities I could not compare with him. But it was most surprising that the giant with his huge hands seemed to support the sky, which as much as he could see Titanfall, rested on his head. Yes, a truly incredible sight.
Titanfoll’s struggle against the giant
Act III Nihil Est Peius Quam amicus Falsus
The giant, obviously, stood here for more than a dozen years, since on the ground around him a dense forest managed to grow from many dwellings, near which there were a variety of signs with inscriptions: from Biovarum to Daisiy. Behind the giant there was some place hidden in the shade with many marble slabs, however Titanfall could not see what exactly was there. Giant giants down and noticing Titanfall, He screamed in a thunderous voice:
– Its in Ze Game! Who are you, swarming there at my feet?
– I Titanfall, – the voice of our hero thundered in response – and looking for a way to the garden Gloriads!
-Ho-ho-ho! – the giant laughed. – This is a rather difficult thing!
– And what from that? – exclaimed Titanfall, slightly annoyed by the joy of the giant. – Do you think that I am afraid of what awaits me there?
While they talked, around the giant little, black clouds, erupted with such a strong thunderstorm with thunder and lightning, that soon Titanfoll became difficult to disassemble the words.
– I – EA, The most powerful publisher around the world! I hold the sky above Game industry!
“I see,” answered Titanfall. – Can you show me the way to the garden Gloriads?
– Why do you need this? The giant asked.
“I’m looking for glory and myriad wealth,” shouted Titanfall. – I promised to get them to my creator.
– Nobody except me will be able to take possession of wealth from the garden Gloriads, – said the giant. – If not for the sky, I would have enough several steps to bring them to you.
“You are very kind,” answered Titanfall, – But is it impossible to lay down the sky on an equal force?
“No one has sufficient strength and influence,” said his head said EA. – However, if you get up at the top of the mountain closest to you, you will be just a member of me. You think you are quite strong and high -quality: what if you take the sky on your shoulders, until I fulfill your desire?
– And how much time will you need to get me wealth and glory? – asked Titanfall.
– Oh, just a few minutes! – exclaimed EA. – Friends who own PR skills in power will help me with this.
“Well, good,” answered Titanfall, – I will climb the mountain and trust you.
The hero had a good heart and he decided to provide a giant service with a giant and let him go for a walk. In addition, it occurred to him that helping such a giant would glorify him much more than any or two act. Therefore, without further reasoning, he allowed EA put a sky from his shoulders to his own.
Having passed the sky safely Titanfollah, The giant set off. Titanfall I looked after the giant until it was possible to distinguish his massive figure. Titanfall involuntarily thought about what to do if EA drown or will be torn in the garden Gloriads. How he will free himself from the sky, if with EA Some misfortune will happen? In addition, the severity lying on his shoulders becomes quite tangible.
“I sorry for the poor giant sorry, – thought Titanfall. – If I am tired after ten minutes, I imagine how he was tired of decades!”
In fact, it is easy to understand that the responsibility taken Titanfoll, was just as great as it is reckless. After all, many did not trust mysterious giants for a reason.
Titanfall accepts a giant proposal
Act IV Finis
I don’t know how much time has passed before Titanfall, To his indescribable joy, I saw in the distance, on the edge of the horizon, similar to a huge black cloud of a giant. Approaching, EA Raised up his right hand, in which he held brilliant wealth with fame.
– I’m very glad you’ve back! – shouted Titanfall, when the giant came so close that he could hear him. – So you got me glory and wealth?
“Of course, I got it,” answered EA – Be calm, I took the best of what I could find. Right, a wonderful place this garden Gloriads! It would be better for you to go after them with crowdfunding assistance to ordinary people and faithful admirers!
“Nothing,” he said Titanfall, – You have a nice time and completed the order no worse than me. However, I still have to do so much, be kind, let me go.
“Well, as for this,” the giant remarked, “as for this, my dear, I think you are a little unrealistic. Can’t I leave all this to myself? After all I took them out, not you. Yes, and the fact is that I have not the slightest desire to again burden myself. You know the ancient saying pro o mah mou shindeiru?
– Nani?! – roared Titanfall. – You are going to make me carry this burden forever?
“The other day it will be visible,” the giant answered. – In any case, you should not regret. Many have already done this before you, so you are not the first to agree to this important matter. In addition, sooner or later there is another who assumes this sky. Undoubtedly, you are very strong, and you will never have a more convenient occasion to prove this. I vouch, descendants will even sometimes mention you!
Oh, stupid young Titanfall. Only now he noticed that on the other side of the mountain, which he at first could not see over the EA, there was a huge necropolis with many marble tombstones of those many gullible heroes who were before him. Ultimiy, Ded Space, Mass effects and many other names appeared before his eyes.
– Now you belong to me! – said the giant, squeezed all the glory and wealth obtained, which from now on rightfully belonged only to him. After that, he turned and hit the road, not paying attention to the heartbreaking Clichy Titanfollah, screaming after him to return.
After many years, the necropolis behind the mountain was replenished with another tombstone with a name that once gives great hopes for the young man. In the meantime, this has not happened yet, Titanfall so stood there. And when thunder thundered over the top of the mountain, it is easy for us to imagine that it is so deceived by a giant Titanfall calls the one who has condemned him to terrible rock.
Titanfall will deceive EA
Finita la Tragedia
I really appreciate all my few readers. Well, the text came out right between other loud releases, so what’s next? This is not a reason to grieve! You are very important for me, so I will try to support this scribble for as long as possible. I heard this worked at Ubisoft, you look and I will succeed! So many plans for the future! Get ready for many free updates!
Update 1
Added a few commas, as well as a few words.
Update 2
Added one sentence.
Update 3
Added a picture, removed extra commas
Update 4
Removed the offer, added one allegory
Update 5
The search for players on the 8th regeneration goes more than 5 minutes … Farewell, my good friends, it was an honor, publish with you on blogs. Kyrie Eleison ..
The best comments
Thank you, laughed. And I already thought that you would never give up these gifs. Plus, in general.
Updet 0.14. Added “approved”.
Updet 0.567. Plus the first comment.
Update 1.0. Expressed the opinion that there are more ordinary pictures in general.
Update 1.6a. I noticed that this week I posted a blog last year’s record holder for mowers, so I would not really hope for revenge.
Updet 2.0. Write yet.
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Patchno to update 1.0. But, but the gifs are so beautiful and indicative ..
Patchno to update 1.6a. This is also a part of the experiment, because I am amusing myself that it was for the same reason that I was overwhelmed. So we will check
Patchno to update 2.0. There were several texts, but they are abandoned since something is missing. And there is little sense in them, t.To. In blogs, they will still block some other Wikipedia story of something.
Addition to the pattern to update 1.0. One gif can be exchanged for ten screenshots. The load is like gifs of cryptocurrency are mined.
Addition to the pattern to update 1.6a. Well, Gleb then said about newcomers in open text. However, let’s see.
Addition to the pattern to update 2.0. Honestly, I did not understand at all about “redraw”. If you like to write, then you do not need to look for the meaning of “why”, because for a lot has already been written or mentioned. If about feedback in the form of comments and likes, then blogs for Stopheim are not at all a key place and the main audience is not concentrated here. For this, the same DTF is preferable, where blogs are the basis. Sad but True.
The text is interesting, of course, a funny moment, but a person who is not very familiar with the game is not much informing, because I would have published it in my blog, or threw it into a blow of liters.
For there is little about the game itself. A dynamic and revolutionary shooter revealing all his capabilities in a multiplayer, with a tightly knocked but simple story, which needs a game just to make these words a little for a person who wants to know about her in more detail. Why dynamic, so it reveals whether the multiplayer is good in it, and the plot is bad, and the company is bad or norms, but it works well, but it’s bad that it is bad? – There are many questions for reviewing the game, albeit as famous as Titanfall 2.
But as a separate story, with a fantasy and an interesting look at the unsuccessful date of the exit, journalists and reviewers who appreciated the game quite well, competition with giants in the face of Colds – the text is perfectly outside the viewing framework. In general, the blog is very cool, but the blog of reviewers is not the best place for him.
Hotfix to supplement the patchildren to update 1.0. Maybe gifs and lost the battle, but not a war! I will still find a way to organically screw them into the text.
Hotfix to supplement the pattern to update 2.0 The problem is not in “why”, but in “how exactly” and “why”. T.e. I’m not some kind of talented author there, and even more so not keblebly, to give birth to steep materials right on the go, for me personally this is just hard work. Each time I want to write something in a new style and that this very has at least some value (morality, message, unique story, usefulness), for this you have to climb out of the skin. At the same time, there is a huge chance that this will simply not be noticed, as for example, it was originally with the texts on Doki Doki Literature Club! and Blade of Darkness, who sang with a couple of pluses and without comments for about a month, until some kind people (bow to you) were taken to the top, where they were finally noticed. That’s because of this and doubts appear.